Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. (Quote by - Mark Twain)
Birth: The first and direst of all disasters. (Quote by - Ambrose Bierce)
No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant. (Quote by - Amy Leslie)
Directors who turn into big babies and shut out criticism stop learning. (Quote by - Richard King)
I was proud of the youths who opposed the war in Vietnam because they were my babies. (Quote by - Benjamin Spock)
A little child born yesterday A thing on mother's milk and kisses fed. (Quote by - Homer)
It is an active flame that fliesFirst to the babies in the eyes. (Quote by - Robert Herrick)
They're not the sharpest people - babies. So, you must be everything to them. (Quote by - Paul Reiser)
These wretched babies don't come until they are ready. (Quote by - Elizabeth II)
I wanted to travel with my dad to be close to him again. Having babies and raising my own family took so much of my time, I didn't have a chance to be with him very often. (Quote by - Nancy Sinatra)
God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics. (Quote by - Martin H. Fischer)
Rats! They fought the dogs and killed the cats, And bit the babies in the cradles, And ate the cheeses out of the vats. (Quote by - Robert Browning)
The Center for Immigration Studies found that illegal immigrants cost the United States taxpayer about $10.4 billion a year. A large part of that expense stems from the babies born each year to illegal immigrants. (Quote by - Nathan Deal)
I don't dislike babies, though I think very young ones rather disgusting. (Quote by - Queen Victoria)
I was much distressed by next door people who had twin babies and played the violin; but one of the twins died, and the other has eaten the fiddle, so all is peace. (Quote by - Edward Lear)
There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies. (Quote by - Winston Churchill)
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. (Quote by - Franklin P. Jones)
There is a lot of hype and fear about this much-talked-about prospect of designer babies. (Quote by - Leon Kass)
Let's clean up our environment. Let's clean up our bodies, but most importantly, let's not permit our babies of the future to be polluted before they are even born. (Quote by - Louise Slaughter)
I don't particularly like babies. I don't mind them for about four minutes. That's my max. After that I can't quite see what everyone's fussing about. (Quote by - Hugh Grant)
It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't. (Quote by - Barbara Kingsolver)
Every baby needs a lap. (Quote by - Henry Robin)
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash. (Quote by - Joan Rivers)
Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. (Quote by - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.)
Chips with every damn thing. You breed babies and you eat chips with everything. (Quote by - Arnold Wesker)