When Steve and I die, we are going to be buried in the same cemetery, 60-feet 6-inches apart. (Quote by - Tim McCarver)

It is well to remember that a Martian observing his first baseball game would be quite correct in concluding that the last two words of the National Anthem are: PLAY BALL! (Quote by - Herbert H. Paper)

Don't forget to swing hard, in case you hit the ball. (Quote by - Woodie Held)

I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium. (Quote by - Anonymous)

Baseball is religion without the mischief. (Quote by - Thomas Boswell)

Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. (Quote by - Toby Harrah)

I do t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. (Quote by - Rogers Hornsby)

It's a good thing Babe Ruth isn't here. If he was, George Steinbrenner would have him bat seventh and say he's overweight. (Quote by - Graig Nettles)

Reading about baseball is a lot more interesting than reading about chess, but you have to wonder: Don't any of these guys ever go fishing? (Quote by - Dave Shiflett)

Life is like a baseball game. When you think a fastball is coming, You gotta be ready to hit the curve. - (Quote by - Jaja Q)

This is the type of thing that as a kid you dream about. Something I've done in my backyard a hundred times. And you never know if you're going to get the opportunity to do it. (Quote by - Scott Brosius)

I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks in batting practice. (Quote by - Casey Stengel)

I was hoping we'd be opening at Joe Robbie Stadium against Elmer Milktoast and the Gigiville nine. But unfortunately, it's Bobby Cox and the world champion Atlanta Braves in Atlanta. (Quote by - John Boles)

Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again. (Quote by - Jimmy Piersal)

I didn't come to New York to be a star. I brought my own star with me. (Quote by - Reggie Jackson)

That's the nicest thing a returning player could ever ask for. It shows how classy the New York Fans are. It gave me a warm feeling inside. (Quote by - Wade Boggs)

I don't know why people like the home run so much. A home run is over as soon as it starts.... The triple is the most exciting play of the game. A triple is like meeting a woman who excites you, spending the evening talking and getting more excited, then taking her home. It drags on and on. You're never sure how it's going to turn out. (Quote by - George Foster)

Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living. (Quote by - Alvin Dark)

Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The color? Well, the home team wears white uniforms, and the visiting team wears gray. (Quote by - Joe Garagiola)

Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand. (Quote by - Wes Westrum)

Do t tell me about the world. Not today. I s springtime and the re knocking baseball around fields where the grass is damp and green in the morning and the kids are trying to hit the curve ball. (Quote by - Pete Hamill)

Baseball is t a business, i s more like a disease. (Quote by - Walter F. Malley)

Back then, my idol was Bugs Bunny, because I saw a cartoon of him playing ball - you know, the one where he plays every position himself with nobody else on the field but him? Now that I think of it, Bugs is still my idol. You have to love a ballplayer like that. (Quote by - Nomar Garciaparra)

The more I played with them, the more I found that no one could take a joke - my batting average. (Quote by - Rocky Bridges)

I don't love baseball. I don't love most of today's players. I don't love the owners. I do love, however, the baseball that is in the heads of baseball fans. I love the dreams of glory of 10-year-olds, the reminiscences of 70-year-olds. The greatest baseball arena is in our heads, what we bring to the games, to the telecasts, to reading newspaper reports. (Quote by - Stan Isaacs)