There were only two Bash Brothers (Mark McGwire and Jose Canseco), and one's in Boston now. Maybe I can be a Bash Stepchild. (Quote by - Oakland's Scott Brosius)

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. (Quote by - A. Bartlett Giamatti)

People ask me what I do in winter when ther s no baseball. ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. (Quote by - Rogers Hornsby)

Baseball is an island of activity amidst a sea of statistics. (Quote by - Anonymous)

The owner of the Philadelphia Phillies once remarked that he was going to write a book on how to make a small fortune in baseball. The first ste , he said, was to begin with a large fortune (Quote by - Anonymous)

The whole history of baseball has the quality of mythology. (Quote by - Bernard Malamud)

A ball playe s got to be kept hungry to become a big-leaguer. Tha s why no boy from a rich family ever made the big leagues. (Quote by - Joe DiMaggio)

All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything. (Quote by - Thomas Boswell)

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. (Quote by - Phyllis Diller)

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast. (Quote by - Joe Garagiola)

It ain't nothin' till I call it. (Quote by - Bill Klem)

I get tired of hearing my ballplayers bellyache all the time. They should sit in the press box sometime and watch themselves play. (Quote by - Buzzie Bavasi)

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. (Quote by - Woody Allen)

Jimmy Connors plays two tennis matches and winds up with $850,000, and Muhammad Ali fights for one bout and winds up with five million bucks. Me, I play 190 games (Quote by - if you count exhibitions - and I'm overpaid! (Quote by - Johnny Bench)

Baseball is a man maker. (Quote by - Al Spalding)

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. (Quote by - Rick Maksian)

I was only halfway to the record and it seemed like it took me a long time. I feel like that one will never be broken. That record will never be touched. (Quote by - Garret Anderson)

Don't park in the spaces marked, "Reserved for Umpires." (Quote by - John McSherry)

Baseball is not necessarily an obsessive-compulsive disorder, like washing your hands 100 times a day, but i s beginning to seem that way. W re reaching the point where you can be a truly dedicated, state-of-the-art fan or you can have a life. Take your pick. (Quote by - Thomas Boswell)

My whole philosophy is to broadcast the way a fan would broadcast. (Quote by - Harry Caray)

One of the beautiful things about baseball is that every once in a while you come into a situation where you want to, and where you have to, reach down and prove something. (Quote by - Nolan Ryan)

Basketball, hockey and track meets are action heaped upon action, climax upon climax, until the onlooke s responses become deadened. Baseball is for the leisurely afternoons of summer and for the unchanging dreams. (Quote by - Roger Kahn)

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. (Quote by - Dave Barry)

Say this much for big league baseball - it is beyond question the greatest conversation piece ever invented in America. (Quote by - Bruce Catton)

The strongest thing that baseball has going for it today are its yesterdays. (Quote by - Lawrence Ritter)