You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough. (Quote by - Joseph E. Levine)

It's a very sobering feeling to be up in space and realize that one's safety factor was determined by the lowest bidder on a government contract. (Quote by - Alan Shepherd)

The trouble with a budget is that it's hard to fill up one hole without digging another. (Quote by - Dan Bennett)

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding. (Quote by - Scott Adams)

The average family exists only on paper and its average budget is a fiction, invented by statisticians for the convenience of statisticians. (Quote by - Sylvia Porter)