I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through. (Quote by - Jules Verne)

The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world. (Quote by - Lynn M. Osband)

I'm aloof, I like to run around outside, but I also like to curl up in warm spots. I eat fish. (Quote by - Megan Coughlin on why she'd make a good cat)

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. (Quote by - Andre Norton)

A cat isn't fussy - just so long as you remember he likes his milk in the shallow, rose-patterned saucer and his fish on the blue plate. From which he will take it, and eat it off the floor. (Quote by - Arthur Bridges)

Cats come and go without ever leaving. (Quote by - Martha Curtis)

A home without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat, may be a perfect home, perhaps; but how can it prove its title? (Quote by - Mark Twain )

I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets. (Quote by - Kinky Friedman)

If by chance I seated myself to write, she very slyly, very tenderly, seeking protection and caresses, would softly take her place on my knee and follow the comings and goings of my pen -- sometimes effacing, with an unintentional stroke of her paw, lines of whose tenor she disapproved. (Quote by - Pierre Loti)

The cat seldom interferes with other people's rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life. (Quote by - Carl Van Vechten)

Most cats, when they are Out want to be In, and vice versa, and often simultaneously. (Quote by - Dr. Louis J. Camuti)

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night. (Quote by - Maria Corelli)

Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use. (Quote by - Mark Twain)

Cats as a class, have never completely got over the snootiness caused by that fact that in Ancient Egypt they were worshipped as gods. (Quote by - P.G. Wodehouse)

A dog is like a liberal, he wants to please everybody. A cat doesn't really need to know that everybody loves him. (Quote by - William Kunstler)

No man ever dared to manifest his boredom so insolently as does a Siamese tomcat when he yawns in the face of his amorously importunate wife. (Quote by - Aldous Huxley)

After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference. (Quote by - Charlotte Gray)

Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than any dog. (Quote by - Eleanor Clark)

Her function is to sit and be admired. (Quote by - Georgina Strickland Gates)

One reason we admire cats is for their proficiency in one-upmanship. They always seem to come out on top, no matter what they are doing, or pretend they do. (Quote by - Barbara Webster)

The cat would eat fish, and would not wet her feet. (Quote by - John Heywood)

People that don't like cats haven't met the right one yet. (Quote by - Deborah A. Edwards)

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. (Quote by - Warren Eckstein)

Cats are living adornments. (Quote by - Edwin Lent)

Cats too, with what silent stealthiness, with what light steps do they creep up to a bird! (Quote by - Pliny the Elder)