London: A place you go to get bronchitis. (Quote by - Fran Lebowitz)

Towered cities please us then, And the busy hum of men. (Quote by - John Milton)

A city is a large community where people are lonesome together. (Quote by - Herbert Prochnow) a

The axis of the earth sticks out visibly through the centre of each and every town or city. (Quote by - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.)

A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners. (Quote by - Mignon McLaughlin)

What I like about cities is that everything is king size, the beauty and the ugliness. (Quote by - Joseph Brodsky)

God made the country, and man made the town. (Quote by - William Cowper)

I hate Billings, Montana. They have a fashion show at Sears Roebuck (Quote by - Joan Rivers)

In the busy haunts of men. (Quote by - Mrs. Felicia D. Hemans)

City life is millions of people being lonesome together. (Quote by - Henry David Thoreau)

When I first came to this country, I didn't have a nickel in my pocket (Quote by - Groucho Marx)

In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language. (Quote by - Mark Twain)

A rose-red city half as old as Time. (Quote by - Dean John William Burgon)

Seven cities warr'd for Homer being dead, Who living had no roofe to shroud his head. (Quote by - Thomas Heywood)

Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen to death. (Quote by - Mark Twain)

Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash. (Quote by - Dave Barry)

There's a lot of nice things about Denver. I just don't, for the life of me, know what they are. (Quote by - Judy Hampton)

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late, and, thanks to television, you can shop in bed. (Quote by - Joan Rivers)

The cities of the world are concentric, isomorphic, synchronic. Only one exists and you are always in the same one. It's the effect of their permanent revolution, their intense circulation, their instantaneous magnetism. (Quote by - Jean Baudrillard)

My wife tells me she doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I'm not enjoying it. (Quote by - Lee Trevino)

I would love to speak a foreign language, but I can't. So I grew hair under my arms instead. (Quote by - Sue Kolensky)