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The hard thing is stopping him every day from hitting somebody in the head, I think he was quite happy to hit me in the groin. (Quote by - Paul Reiser)

Carlos brings a different brand of comedy than most people. He is not afraid to tackle issues. Although some people find his material controversial, he challenges all subjects equally. (Quote by - Susan Watson)

It's more of a parody. We didn't start that way, but the way we write and think, it turns into a comedy. (Quote by - Edward Seymour)

I'm now unemployed. It's a weird feeling with no work, but at least there's still golf. Standup comedy is like my core, it's what I do. But I want to be a pro golfer. It's a love/hate relationship with golf. I can come away feeling so serene, and yet, it's the thing that I can let get to me to throw a club and say curses that don't even exist. I'm obsessed with something that won't let me master it. I don't knowI need therapy. (Quote by - Ray Romano)

The most protean aspect of comedy is its potentiality for transcending itself, for responding to the conditions of tragedy by laughing in the darkness. (Quote by - Harry Levin)

I think we've certainly seen a return to some more comedic spots. For a few years after 9/11, that seemed kind of toned down, but there certainly seems to be a lot of comedy in the spots tonight. (Quote by - Bob Thompson)

It was a pretty decent year for comedies. (Quote by - Brandon Gray)

We have lost a giant of comedy. Ronnie Barker will be numbered amongst a select band of greats who shaped British comedy in the twentieth century. (Quote by - Mark Thompson)

The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)

Hilary and Bob and I have played on our own with friends, and we always end up having a bonding experience and learning something about the people who play. We were talking about it at dinner one night and thought it would make for so much of the comedy and conflict that Hollywood writers are dying to capture. (Quote by - Chad Lowe)

We get a wide sea of talent from water skiers to ice fishermen to costume designers and pool cleaners. It's usually a combination of competition and comedy. (Quote by - Amy Hornyak)

Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale. (Quote by - Will Durst)

It was a comedy of errors, She's definitely a good player but I don't think she came out there and beat me. I just kept making error after error. (Quote by - Venus Williams)

I'm finishing a book about the making of the movie and I have a comedy I'm dying to do that would be perfect for Jim Carey, And I'm getting a cut of the film ready for The Lifetime Channel, for showing next March. (Quote by - Angela Shelton)

I thought nobody would come just to see me sing. I knew it would have to be an evening of comedy, also. (Quote by - Beatrice Arthur)

It's less lonely. Sketch comedy is much more fun than stand-up. You can still have a good time when you're bombing in sketch comedy because at least you're bombing with other people. (Quote by - Dave Foley)

It's sad that Wally isn't here to see the first production of the musical he so loved. But I know he's in musical comedy heaven, looking down on us and enjoying it. He always felt this day would come, and he was right. (Quote by - Sherman Yellen)

They are two very different people. It's almost a modern-day 'Odd Couple,' if I had to characterize it, with the two of them portraying pretty close to who they are, which is why it's a hybrid of a reality and a comedy show. (Quote by - Dawn Ostroff)

Chappelle's Show is over, man. Done, It took me a long time to be able to say those words, but I can say it pretty easy now, because it's the truth. (Quote by - Charlie Murphy)

I'd be thinking, short term, people want comedy, but who's to say where the public's mindset will be a few years from now. In the Cold War people couldn't get enough science fiction. (Quote by - James Rocchi)

The film, as crazy as it is, is a love letter to comedians and comedy and all the different ways they improv around something. (Quote by - Bob Saget)

rock 'n' roll of comedy. (Quote by - Andrew Dice Clay)

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty. (Quote by - Steve Martin)

It's exciting that the network feels we're strong enough and the show is quality enough to be put in a slot that has housed a lot of great comedy. [But] as far as affecting our work, I wake up every morning and go to bed every night absolutely terrified that I won't do a good episode of TV, and I'm going to feel that way whether we're on Tuesdays, Thursdays or Sundays at 10 am. It doesn't matter. (Quote by - Greg Garcia)

Music has always helped my films. In 'The Curse Of The Jade Scorpion,' you can hear 'Sunrise' by Glenn Miller, an idol of my childhood, in the surprise ending. I like mixing comedy with suspense and action. (Quote by - Woody Allen)

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