Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible. (Quote by - Andy Warhol)

The soundtrack to Indecent Exposure is a romantic mix of music that I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when women are nearby. (Quote by - Fabio)

If you cannot attract a woman, you are, by definition, sterile. (Quote by - Erik Von Markovik)

It's always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating. (Quote by - Luke Wilson)

No one knew me until I met my wife Lulu. Lulu's mother used to ask, Which one is Maurice? For six months she thought Lulu was dating Barry. (Quote by - Maurice Gibb)

The Peking man was a thinking being, standing erect, dating to the beginning of the Ice Age. (Quote by - Davidson Black)

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day (Quote by - and another, in case it doesn't rain. (Quote by - Mae West)

Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her about it. I said, "Remember when your grandma died? I was there. Remember when you flunked out of school? I was there. Remember when you lost your job? I was there!" She said, "I know (Quote by - you're bad luck." (Quote by - Tom Arnold)

I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl, it doesn't mean we are dating. (Quote by - Leonardo DiCaprio)

I'm a bad dater - I'm just not good at it. It's so weird dating in this town. It's like high school. I get a lot of people who have their publicist call my agent to ask, 'Is she dating anyone?' (Quote by - Jules Asner)

I'm not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single was fun for a while, there was always the risk of dating someone who'd owned a lunch box with my picture on it. (Quote by - Shaun Cassidy)

I was dating a guy that was a huge wrestling fan and I'm embarrassed to say it now but I used to make fun of him for watching it. (Quote by - Torrie Wilson)

I've had a little bad, bad media luck the new year. Well, apparently I'm dating bill Clinton, which makes me nervous. I didn't know, though. (Quote by - Julie Bowen)

I can't imagine dating a boy, meeting him only outside the home. What's a home and family for if it's not the center of one's life? (Quote by - Loretta Young)

About age thirty most women think about having children, most men think about dating them. (Quote by - Judy Carter)

My wife and I have been together since 1986. I graduated in '86 and she graduated in '88. We began dating when she was 17. Actually she turned 18 when we started kissing and stuff. (Quote by - Cuba Gooding, Jr.)

So if I was dating somebody now and the relationship didn't work out, I'd take that as failing. (Quote by - Gavin DeGraw)

On the Hugh Grant romance rumours: We're not dating and I'm not pregnant. We have not kissed or touched. We have not fought and broken up. (Quote by - Sandra Bullock)

I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he? (Quote by - Kristin Davi)

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. (Quote by - Scott Adams)

The woman I am currently crazy about was a vegetarian for a year until I started dating her. As is the case with most vegetarians, she had never eaten properly prepared meat, only commercially packaged or otherwise abused flesh. (Quote by - Steve Albini)

Dodi got a lot of criticism when he began dating Princess Diana. No one seemed to think he was good enough for her. (Quote by - Lorna Luft)

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; A woman loses hers after four kisses. (Quote by - H.L. Mencken)

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. (Quote by - Plato)

A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman already knows. (Quote by Monica Piper)