I can't wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends. (Quote by - David Gallagher)

I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'. (Quote by - Kelly Osbourne)

Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury. (Quote by - Martha Beck)

I only date stewardesses. Or maybe it just seems that way. Women always seem to be showing me the exits. (Quote by - Scott Roeben)

I started dating older men, and I would fall in love with them. I thought they could teach me about life. (Quote by - Daphne Zuniga)

I also find it interesting that a lot of people in their 30s are not married and don't have kids. There are a lot of people in this age bracket that are out there dating and trying to find love. And I never thought that at my age I would be. (Quote by - John Stamos)

When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, 'I want my daughter back by 8:15.' I said, 'The middle of August? Cool!' (Quote Steven Wright)

We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one. (Quote by - Moon Unit Zappa)

Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day. (Quote by - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib)

What's nice about my dating life is that I don't have to leave my house. All I have to do is read the paper: I'm marrying Richard Gere, dating Daniel Day-Lewis, parading around with John F. Kennedy, Jr., and even Robert De Niro was in there for a day. (Quote by - Julia Roberts)

I tried to tell them about the dating process because I'm single now and how horrible it is and how many foolish experiences I had had dating. So I was really selling him hard, but the whole time he really wanted me! (Quote by - Andie MacDowell)

I got that experience through dating dozens of men for six years after college, getting an entry level magazine job at 21, working in the fiction department at Good Housekeeping and then working as a fashion editor there as well as writing many articles for the magazine. (Quote by - Judith Krantz)

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. (Quote by - Rod Stewart)

It was funny actually because that was still during the time we were dating. He would get all these calls because supposedly before we broke up, we had already broken up in the trades, in the rags or whatever. (Quote by - Rosario Dawson)

ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. (Quote by - Wendy Liebman)

Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating. (Quote by - Ben Affleck)

At the time that I knew them, they were not living together. They began dating again after their divorce, so I didn't really see fighting. (Quote by - Kato Kaelin)

I stopped dating for six months a year ago. Dating requires a lot of energy and focus. (Quote by - Daphne Zuniga)

Are you kidding? I'm a terrible cook, but John is a really great one. Literally, I never cook. The whole time we were dating, I prepared two officially romantic meals. Both of them were such disasters that he begs me never to go into the kitchen again. (Quote by - Rebecca Romijn)

A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still does t mean she ca t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones. (Quote by - Cher)

It is better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. (Quote by - Alfred Lord Tennyson)

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. (Quote by - Wendy Leibman)

How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide? (Quote by - Judy Tenuta)

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. (Quote by - Garry Shandling)

I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over. (Quote by - Garry Shandling)