Outrageous, his lies about my family [on Fahrenheit 9/11 by Michael Moore] (Quote by - George Bush)

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. (Quote by - George Bernard Shaw)

The whole world is my family. (Quote by - Pope John XXIII)

Why, a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. (Quote by - Groucho Marx)

Family life got better and we got our car back (Quote by - as soon as we put "I love Mom" on the license plate. (Quote by - Erma Bombeck)

Parents are often so busy with the physical rearing of children that they miss the glory of parenthood, just as the grandeur of the trees is lost when raking leaves. (Quote by - Marcelene Cox)

Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)

In most states you can get a driver's license when you're sixteen years old, which made a lot of sense to me when I was sixteen years old but now seems insane. (Quote by - Phyllis Diller)

Babies are such a nice way to start people. (Quote by - Don Herold)

There is little less trouble in governing a private family than a whole kingdom. (Quote by - Michel Montaigne)

Rarely do members of the same family grow up under the same roof. (Quote by - Richard Bach)

Family life is too intimate to be preserved by the spirit of justice. It can be sustained by a spirit of love which goes beyond justice. (Quote by - Reinhold Niebuhr)

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. (Quote by - George Carlin)

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no aw, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path. (Quote by - Agatha Christie)

Remember, no matter how many candles you blow out this year, there's one gal who will always think of you as young, strong and handsome (Quote by - your mother. (Quote by - Susan D. Anderson)

Family is just accident.... They don't mean to get on your nerves. They don't even mean to be your family, they just are. (Quote by - Marsha Norman)

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. (Quote by - Carl Sandburg)

American families have always shown remarkable resiliency, or flexible adjustment to natural, economic, and social challenges. Their strengths resemble the elasticity of a spider web, a gull's skillful flow with the wind, the regenerating power of perennial grasses, the cooperation of an ant colony, and the persistence of a stream carving canyon rocks. These are not the strengths of fixed monuments but living organisms. This resilience is not measured by wealth, muscle or efficiency but by creativity, unity, and hope. Cultivating these family strengths is critical to a thriving human community. (Quote by - Ben Silliman)

Bringing a child into the world is the greatest act of hope there is. (Quote by - Louise Hart)

I've just been to a debutant ball where all the girls were wearing low-cut gowns. It's clear why they're called coming out parties. (Quote by - Martin Fenton)

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family ... in another city. (Quote by - George Burns)

Absolutely the worst thing about this job is the travel and being away from family. I have a wife and three wonderful children, the kids are all active in sports and it's very difficult to up and leave and miss them growing up. (Quote by - Roy Clark)

We were so poor we had no hot water. But it didn't matter because we had no bathtub to put it in anyway. (Quote by - Tom Dreesen)

Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground. (Quote by - Francis Bacon)

A happy family is but an earlier heaven (Quote by - George Bernard Shaw)