Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. (Quote by - Evan Esar)

My father never raised his hand to any one of his children (Quote by - except in self-defense. (Quote by - Fred Allen)

There's no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one. (Quote by - Jill Churchill)

I read one psychologist's theory that said, "Never strike a child in your anger." When could I strike him? When he is kissing me on my birthday? When he's recuperating from measles? Do I slap the Bible out of his hand on Sunday? (Quote by - Erma Bombeck)

Friends will not only live in harmony, but in melody. (Quote by - Henry David Thoreau)

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion. (Quote by - Ashleigh Brilliant)

I also know people in the Morrison family, the Wolfson family, the Murdoch family. Remarkably, I know quite a lot of families. (Quote by - Allan Leighton)

Those who love the young best stay young longer. (Quote by - Edgar Friedenberg)

We have a president who stole the presidency through family ties, arrogance and intimidation, employing Republican operatives to exercise the tactics of voter fraud by disenfranchising thousands of blacks, elderly Jews and other minorities. (Quote by - Barbra Streisand)

Family life is a bit like a runny peach pie - not perfect but who's complaining? (Quote by - Robert Brault)

In a houseful of toddlers and pets, you can start out having a bad day, but you keep getting detoured. (Quote by - Robert Brault)

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million-dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. (Quote by - Jim Bishop)

Let's face it, there's lots of spoiled kids out there . . . because you can't spank Grandma. (Quote by - Janet Anderson)

If the family were a fruit, it would be an orange, a circle of sections, held together but separable - each segment distinct. (Quote by - Letty Cottin Pogrebin)

The only rock I know that stays steady, the only institution I know that works, is the family. (Quote by - Lee Iacocca)

The family is the school of duties... founded on love. (Quote by - Felix Adler)

What a great blessing is a friend with a heart so trusty you may safely bury all your secrets in it. (Quote by - Seneca)

Only as far as a man is happily married to himself is he fit for married life and family life in general. (Quote by - Novalis)

I love being a great-grandparent, but what I hate is being the the mother of a grandparent. (Quote by - Janet Anderson)

True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable. (Quote by - Dave Tyson Gentry)

Through everything when you have these experiences in life it is important to remember the simple fact that family is always the main thing and most important part of your life. (Quote by - Ekaterina Gordeeva)

An increasing number of Canadians must juggle the demands of work with the need to care for children, or for family members who are ill or too frail to care for (Quote by - Kim Campbell)

I don't want to say anything about my kids . . . but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name! (Quote by - Robert Orben)

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there. (Quote by - Barbara Bush)

They are doing away with drive-ins. Now where are the teenagers going to go to not watch a movie? (Quote by - Bob Thomas)