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They may call it a home page, but it's more like the gnome in somebody's front yard than the home itself. (Quote by - Tim Berners-Lee)

Gnomes live ten times faster than humans. They're harder to see than a high-speed mouse. That's one reason why most humans hardly ever see them. The other is that humans are very good at not seeing things they know aren't there. And, since sensible humans know that there are no such things as people four inches high, a gnome who doesn't want to be seen probably won't be seen... Wings. (Quote by - Terry Pratchett)

You are a furry gnome and we feed you too much! Dorothy to Sophia. (Quote by - The Golden Girls)

Gnomes - Very small creatures that live in holes in gardens. They have leathery skin and large bald heads. To de-gnome a garden, grab the gnome by the ankles and swing it around your head, and then throw. (Quote by - MGPL Web - Harry Potter Guide)

All these financiers, all the little gnomes in Zurich. (Quote by - Harold Wilson)

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