I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play. (Quote by - Joe E. Louis)

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death. (Quote by - Sam Snead)

I've always made a total effort, even when the odds seemed entirely against me. I never quit trying; I never felt that I didn't have a chance to win. (Quote by - Arnold Palmer)

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. (Quote by - Phyllis Diller)

Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your own as well as your opponent's. (Quote by - Grantland Rice)

Golf is a good walk spoiled. (Quote by - Mark Twain)

By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport. (Quote by - Julius Boros)

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love. (Quote by - Tiger Woods)

If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is. (Quote by - Horace G. Hutchinson)

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. (Quote by - Will Rogers)

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that. (Quote by - Gardner Dickinson)

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around. (Quote by - Rick Reilly)

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness. (Quote by - William Wordsworth)

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. (Quote by - Dean Martin)

I am the toughest golfer mentally. (Quote by - Tiger Woods)

It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it. (Quote by - Bobby Jones)

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. (Quote by - Tommy Bolt)

Golf is very much like a love affair, if you don't take it seriously, it's no fun, if you do, it breaks your heart. Don't break your heart, but flirt with the possibility. (Quote by - Louise Suggs)

The number of shots taken by an opponent who is out of sight is equal to the square root of the sum of the number of curses heard plus the number of swishes. (Quote by - Michael Green)

What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive. (Quote by - Arnold Palmer)

When it's breezy, hit it easy. (Quote by - Davis Love Jr.)

It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification. (Quote by - Bruce McCall)

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. (Quote by - Sam Snead)

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. (Quote by - G.K. Chesterton)

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen. (Quote by - Lee Trevino)