Santa Claus has the right idea: Visit people once a year. (Quote by - Victor Borge)

We labor to make a house a home, then every time we're expecting visitors, we rush to turn it back into a house. (Quote by - Robert Brault)

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine. (Quote by - Alfred North Whitehead)

Mighty proud I am that I am able to have a spare bed for my friends. (Quote by - Samuel Pepys)

Hospitality, n. The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging. (Quote by - Ambrose Bierce)

We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we buy ice cream. (Quote by - Ralph Waldo Emerson)

If it were not for guests all houses would be graves. (Quote by - Kahlil Gibran)

The first day, a guest; the second, a burden; the third, a pest. (Quote by - Edouard R. Laboulaye)

Every guest hates the others, and the host hates them all. (Quote by - Albanian Proverb)

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest. (Quote by - Kin Hubbard)

Very sorry can't come. Lie follows by post. (Quote by - Charles Beresford)

If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also. (Quote by - Russian Proverb)

Staying with people consists in your not having your own way, and their not having theirs. (Quote by - Maarten Maartens)

Visits always give pleasure - if not the arrival, the departure. (Quote by - Portuguese Proverb)

A dinner invitation, once accepted, is a sacred obligation. If you die before the dinner takes place, your executor must attend. (Quote by - Ward McAllister)

Visitor's footfalls are like medicine; they heal the sick. (Quote by - African Proverb)

No one can be so welcome a guest that he will not annoy his host after three days. (Quote by - Plautus)

Fish and visitors smell in three days. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)