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Hockey Quotes
This section contains Hockey Quotes

Don't go through life without goals. (Quote by - Hockey Saying)

Hockey is murder on ice. (Quote by - Jim Murray)

I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie. (Quote by - Brad Hull)

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. (Quote by - John Leonard)

Red ice sells hockey tickets. (Quote by - Bob Stewart)

By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series. (Quote by - Steve Rushin)

My other car is a Zamboni. (Quote by - Hockey Saying)

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. (Quote by - Gordie Howe)

We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor. (Quote by - Bobby Clarke)

My goal is to deny yours. (Quote by - Hockey Saying)

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. (Quote by - Rodney Dangerfield)

A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another. (Quote by - Jimmy Cannon)

Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental. (Quote by - Jim McKenny)

I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been. (Quote by - Wayne Gretzky)

We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital. (Quote by - Brad Park)

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. (Quote by - Doug Larson)

Some people skate to the puck. I skate to where the puck is going to be. (Quote by - Wayne Gretzky)

October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football. (Quote by - Jason Love)

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