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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. (Quote by - Bill Cosby)

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. (Quote by - Thomas W Higginson)

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong. (Quote by - Mae West)

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. (Quote by - Thomas Carlyle)

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place. (Quote by - Mark Twain)

Nobody ever died of laughter. (Quote by - Max Beerbohm)

Humore is an affirmation of man's dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him. (Quote by - Romain Cary)

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. 'Hear that?' you say, 'That's dynamite, baby.' (Quote by - Jack Handey)

There's a woman in China having a baby every 6 minutes. They're trying to find her to stop her. (Quote by - Jr)

A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents. (Quote by - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg)

Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing. (Quote by - Jack Handey)

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. (Quote by - Jennifer Jones)

Comedy has to be based on truth You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. (Quote by - Sid Caesar)

Humor is reason gone mad. (Quote by - Groucho Marx)

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it. (Quote by - Bill Cosby)

A Christmas tree .. the perfect gift for a guy the plant is already dead (monologue Dec 10 2003). (Quote by - Jay Leno)

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling. (Quote by - Fredrich)

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. (Quote by - Douglas Adams)

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. (Quote by - Jacob August Riis)

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. (Quote by - Jerry Seinfeld)

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. (Quote by - P.D. East)

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. (Quote by - Evan Esar)

The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house. (Quote by - Woody Allen)

Wit is cultured insolence. (Quote by - Aristotle)

It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)

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