Nancy Astor: If you were my husband, Winston, I should flavour your coffee with poison. (Quote by - Winston Churchill)

Adding just kidding doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal. (Quote by - Nancy Cartwright)

She looks as if butter wouldn't melt in her mouth. (Quote by - Polite Conversation)

I wouldn't be surprised if one day Carl's halo slipped and choked him. (Quote by - Carl Lewis)

No sacred fane requires us to submit to insult. (Quote by - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)

If you speak insults you will hear them also. (Quote by - Plautus)

It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it. (Quote by - Seneca)

Dustin Farnum: I've never been better! In the last act yesterday, I had the audience glued to their seats. (Quote by - Oliver Herford)

It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead. (Quote by - Rose Macaulay)

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)

Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it. (Quote by - Mark Twain)

She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing. (Quote by - Oscar Levant)

A slander is like a hornet; if you can't kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it. (Quote by - Henry Wheeler Shaw)

O, she is the antidote to desire. (Quote by - William Congreve)

What wilt thou do to thyself, who hast added insult to injury? (Quote by - Thrace of Macedonia)

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard. (Quote by - David Gerrold)

I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws. (Quote by - Charles Baudelaire)

Her face was her chaperone. (Quote by - Rupert Hughes)

The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved. (Quote by - J. Russel Lynes)

A stiff apology is a second insult.The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged; he wants to be healed because he has been hurt. (Quote by - Gilbert)

I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it. (Quote by - Groucho Marx)

He who allows himself to be insulted deserves to be so; and insolence, if unpunished, increases! (Quote by - Pierre Corneille)

A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me. (Quote by - Frederick Douglass)

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say when. (Quote by - P.G. Wodehouse)

I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town. (Quote by - Abe Lemons)