I'll give you an idea of what kind of a guy he was. St. Francis would have punched him in the mouth. (Quote by - Gene Ferret)

Every word she writes is a lie, including and and the. (Quote by - Mary McCarthy)

You're looking exceptionally ugly tonight, Madam; is it because we have company? (Quote by - Alfred Jarry)

Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings? (Quote by - Milton Berle)

After a year of therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, "Maybe life isn't for everyone." (Quote by - Larry Brown)

Cheap? If he was at the Last Supper, he would have asked for separate checks! (Quote by - Robert Orben)

I just thought you might like to know that I passed a kennel on the way to the game and your mother is all right. (Quote by - Ralph Houk)

No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Americans, who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute. (Quote by - Paul Gallico)