Alaska would be an idea place for a golf course - mighty few trees and damn few ladies' foursomes. (Quote by - Rex Lardner)

When I go out with the ladies, I don't force them to pronounce my name. I tell them I like to go by the nickname of Kitten. (Quote by - Joaquin Phoenix)

At Wimbledon, the ladies are simply the candles on the cake. (Quote by - John Newcombe)

On Mother's Day: It's just a rip-off, to tell the truth, a chance to sell my perfume and other things that ladies like. (Quote by - Liz Taylor)

A young lady is a female child who has just done something dreadful. (Quote by - Judith Martin )

The problems with First Ladies is that you have to set the standard. My role is to be both star and slave. (Quote by - Imelda Marcos)

She was a perfect lady--just sat in her seat and stared. (Quote by - Eudora Welty)

They're of a certain age, these ladies. You know, past their procreational best. (Quote by - Ian McCaskill)

What restricts the use of the word 'lady' among the courteous is that it is intended to set a woman apart from ordinary humanity, and in the working world that is not a help, as women have discovered in many bitter ways. (Quote by - Judith Martin)

Women are not ladies. The term connotates females who are simultaneously put on a pedestal and patronized. (Quote by - Cynthia Heimel)

The Cambridge ladies who live in furnished souls are unbeautiful and have comfortable minds. (Quote by - E E Cummings

I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments. (Quote by - David Letterman)

It's a hot night at Madison Square Gardens, and at ringside I see several ladies in gownless evening straps. (Quote by - Jimmy Powers)

We were too much like ladies in the game at Ullevaal - we tiptoed around on high heels (Quote by - Age Hareide)

Ladies playing cricket - absurd. Just like a man trying to knit. (Quote by - Len Hutton)

Ladies were ladies in those days; they did not do things themselves. (Quote by - Gwen Raverat)

I hope you will also pay attention to two other duets... one with Carrie-Margaret Frey and the other with Lisa Carrie. These ladies have worked with me for a good many years, and I picked the great old love songs to sing with them. (Quote by - Eddy Arnold)

I always clean before the cleaning lady comes. If not, when I come home, I can't find anything. Cleaning ladies are always hiding things you leave out. (Quote by - Celia Cruz)

Mrs Ballinger is one of the ladies who pursue Culture in bands, as though it were dangerous to meet it alone. (Quote by - Edith Wharton)

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to. (Quote by - Richard Harris Barham)

Any woman could act like a lady, and this behavior was interpreted as being submissive, demure, inhibited...Being a lady in the Western world was like footbinding in China. (Quote by - Victoria Billings)