Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising (Quote by - Edgar Watson Howe)

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together. (Quote by - James H. Boren)

Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness. (Quote by - Madame de Rieux)

Love is not a matter of counting the years... But making the years count. (Quote by - Michelle St. Amand)

The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep. (Quote by - A.P. Herbert)

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. (Quote by - George Bernard Shaw)

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. (Quote by - Josh Billings)

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)

Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass. (Quote by - Douglas William Jerrold)

The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. It is an infinite debt, which can only be discharged through eternity. (Quote by - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)

On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable. (Quote by - Emma Goldman)

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time. (Quote by - Balzac)

Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance. (Quote by - Michel de Montaigne)

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. (Quote by - H.V. Prochnow)

A perfect marriage is one in which "I'm sorry" is said just often enough. (Quote by - Mignon McLaughlin)

One should never know too precisely whom one has married. (Quote by - Friedrich Nietzsche)

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. (Quote by - Kay Knudsen)

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. (Quote by - F. M. Knowles)

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. (Quote by - Henny Youngman)

Marriage is not about age; it's about finding the right person. (Quote by - Sophia Bush)

Marriage is a meal where the soup is better than the dessert. (Quote by - Austin O'Malley)

Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. (Quote by - H.L. Mencken)

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. (Quote by - Winston Churchill)

In marriage there are no manners to keep up, and beneath the wildest accusations no real criticism. Each is familiar with that ancient child in the other who may erupt again.... We are not ridiculous to ourselves. We are ageless. That is the luxury of the wedding ring. (Quote by - Enid Bagnold)

I once read that in any good marriage, one partner is the gardener and the other is the garden. We take it in turns to be either. (Quote by - Meryl Streep)