Ah Mozart He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. (Quote by - Victor Borge)

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. (Quote by - Henny Youngman)

If you've got to resist, you're chances of being hurt are less the more lethal your weapon. If that were my wife, would I want her to have a .38 Special in her hand Yeah. (Quote by - Dr. Arthur Kellerman)

The wedlock of minds will be greater than that of bodies. (Quote by - Desiderius Gerhard Erasmus)

It is the most momentous question a woman is ever called upon to decide, whether the faults of the man she loves are beyond remedy and will drag her down, or whether she is competent to be his earthly redeemer and lift him to her own level. (Quote by - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.)

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. (Quote by - Rita Rudner)

One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.... (Quote by - Robert Whitney Boynton)

That is what marriage really means helping one another to reach the full status of being persons, responsible and autonomous beings who do not run away from life. (Quote by - Paul Tournier)

No book has yet been written in praise of a woman who let her husband and children starve or suffer while she invented even the most useful things, or wrote books, or expressed herself in art, or evolved philosophic systems. (Quote by - Anna Garlin Spencer)

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)

Drink, my jolly lads, drink with discerning, Wedlock's a lane where there is no turning; Never was owl more blind than a lover, Drink and be merry, lads, half seas over. (Quote by - Dinah Maria Mulock)

The critical period in matrimony is breakfast-time. (Quote by - Alan Patrick Herbert)

All of a tenor was their after-life, No day discolor'd with domestic strife; No jealousy, but mutual truth believed, Secure repose, and kindness undeceiv'd. (Quote by - John Dryden)

Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)

As unto the bow the cord is, So unto the man is woman; Though she bends him she obeys him, Though she draws him, yet she follows, Useless each without the other! (Quote by - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)

Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce. (Quote by - Mark Twain)

Matrimony,--the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented. (Quote by - Heinrich Heine)

If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife Trust me, it's not. (Quote by - Jack Handey)

The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all--he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail. (Quote by - Artemus Ward)

Misses! the tale that I relate This lesson seems to carry-- Choose not alone a proper mate, But proper time to marry. (Quote by - William Cowper)

Across the threshold led, And every tear kissed off as soon as shed, His house she enters, there to be a light, Shining within, when all without is night; A guardian angel o'er his life presiding, Doubling his pleasures, and his cares dividing! (Quote by - Samuel Rogers)

Look down, you gods, And on this couple drop a blessed crown. (Quote by - William Shakespeare)

Take heede, Camilla, that seeking al the Woode for a streight sticke, you chuse not at the last a crooked staffe. (Quote by - John Lyly)

I will marry her, sir, at your request; but if there be no great love in the beginning, yet heaven may decease it upon better acquaintance when we are married and have more occasion to know one another. (Quote by - William Shakespeare)

It is a delightful thought, that, during the familiarity of constant proximity, the heart gathers up in silence the nutriment of love, as the diamond, even beneath water, imbibes the light it emits. Time, which deadens hatred, secretly strengthens love. (Quote by - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter)