The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run. (Quote by - John Barrymore)

Nobody can misunderstand a boy like his own mother. Mothers at present can bring children into the world, but this performance is apt to mark the end of their capacities. They can't even attend to the elementary animal requirements of their offspring. It is quite surprising how many children survive in spite of their mothers. (Quote by - Norman Douglas)

I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. (Quote by - Bette-jane Raphael)

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. (Quote by - Laura Swenson)

My family begins with me, your family ends with you. (Quote by - Iphicrates)

Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman! (Quote by - Honore De Balzac)

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. (Quote by - Anita Baker)

The family is the school of duties... founded on love. (Quote by - Felix Adler)

Nor need we power or splendor, wide hall or lordly dome; the good, the true, the tender- these form the wealth of home. (Quote by - Sarah J. Hale)

Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth. (Quote by - Thomas Fuller)

Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive. (Quote by - Stella Benson)

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry is to a woman. (Quote by - Edward G. Bulwer-lytton)

We say that a girl with her doll anticipates the mother. It is more true, perhaps, that most mothers are still but children with playthings. (Quote by - Francis H. Bradley)

The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. There are only individual egos, crazy for love. (Quote by - Don Barthelme)

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter. (Quote by - Anonymous)

Where can a person be better than in the bosom of their family. (Quote by - Marmontel Gretry)

Adam knew Eve his wife and she conceived. It is a pity that this is still the only knowledge of their wives at which some men seem to arrive. (Quote by - Francis H. Bradley)

The vote means nothing to women. We should be armed. (Quote by - Edna O'brien)

The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders. (Quote by - Linda Festa)

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. (Quote by - Anonymous)

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. (Quote by - Molly Mcgee)

All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others. (Quote by - Giraudoux)

Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite without any wish to act. (Quote by - Jane Goodsell)