It's a man's world, and you men can have it. (Quote by - Katherine Anne Porter)

American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers. (Quote by - W. Somerset Maugham)

Men like cars, women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes. (Quote by - Rita Rudner)

God has given you one face, and you make yourselves another. (Quote by - William Shakespeare)

Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of liberty. (Quote by - Thomas Jefferson)

Regarding life, the wisest men of all ages have judged alike: it is worthless. (Quote by - Friedrich Nietzsche)

It takes time to persuade men to do even what is for their own good. (Quote by - Thomas Jefferson)

Many a man owes his success to his first wife, and his second wife to his success. (Quote by - Jim Backus)

Wise men, when in doubt whether to speak or to keep quiet, give themselves the benefit of the doubt, and remain silent. (Quote by - Napoleon Hill)

All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold. (Quote by - John Lyly)

It women knew what we were thinking, they'd never stop slapping us. (Quote by - Larry Miller)

Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women. It's our Alamo. (Quote by - Tony Kornheiser)

It is the most sensual men who need to flee women and torment their bodies. (Quote by - Friedrich Nietzsche)

The most pitiful among men is he who turns his dreams into silver and gold. (Quote by - Kahlil Gibran )

A man is never so weak as when a woman is telling him how strong he is. (Quote by - Anonymous)

Outside every thin girl is a fat man, trying to get in. (Quote by - Anonymous)

All men's souls are immortal, but the souls of the righteous are immortal and divine. (Quote by - Socrates)

A true man hates no one. (Quote by - Napoleon Bonaparte)

If you ever leave me, I'll go with you. (Quote by - Rene Taylor)

When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own. (Quote by - Lenore Coffee)

Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. (Quote by - Abraham Lincoln)

Men are beasts and even beasts don't behave as they do. (Quote by - Brigitte Bardot)

The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything. (Quote by - Dave Barry)

The old theory was "Marry an older man, because they're more mature." But the new theory is: "Men don't mature. Marry a younger one." (Quote by - Rita Rudner)

Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation. It is better be alone than in bad company. (Quote by - George Washington)