We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak. (Quote by - Epictetus)

We are the men of intrinsic value, who can strike our fortunes out of ourselves, whose worth is independent of accidents in life, or revolutions in government: we have heads to get money, and hearts to spend it. (Quote by - George Farquhar)

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. (Quote by - Alvin Toffler)

In some cases non-violence requires more militancy than violence. (Quote by - Cesar Chavez)

Have a good cry, wash out your heart. If you keep it inside it'll tear you apart. Sometimes you lose, but you're gonna win if you just hang in. (Quote by - Dr. Hook)

There is nothing that exasperates people more than a display of superior ability or brilliance in conversation. They seem pleased at the time, but their envy makes them curse the conversationalist in their heart. (Quote by - Johnson)

To have one's individuality completely ignored is like being pushed quite out of life--like being blown out as one blows out a light. (Quote by - Evelyn Scott)

Never buy shoes early in the day when your feet are their smallest. (Quote by - Francis Patiky Stein)

It's a fact the whole world knows; That Pobbles are happier without their toes. (Quote by - Edward Lear)

Happiness hates the timid! So does science! - Strange Interlude, 1928. (Quote by - Eugene O'neill)

The test of the morality of a society is what it does for its children. (Quote by - Dietrich Bonhoeffer)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. (Quote by - Jeff Arder)

God bears with the wicked, but not forever. (Quote by - Miguel De Cervantes)

The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer. (Quote by - Henry Kissinger)

Applause is the spur of noble minds, the end and aim of weak ones. (Quote by - Charles Caleb Colton)

In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is King. (Quote by - Michael Apostolius)

Watteau is no less an artist for having painted a fascia board while Sainsbury's is no less effective a business for producing advertisements which entertain and educate instead of condescending and exploiting. (Quote by - Stephen Bayley)

And you pretend it doesn't bother you, When you just want to explode... (Quote by - Bob Seger)

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. (Quote by - Mark Twain)

A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread of continuity for your audience. (Quote by - Dave Carey)

Look at everything as though you were seeing it for the first time or the last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory. (Quote by - Betty Smith)

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. (Quote by - Will Rogers)

There are only three sins - causing pain, causing fear, and causing anguish. The rest is window dressing. (Quote by - Roger Caras)

Few people are successful unless a lot of other people want them to be. (Quote by - Charles Brower)