We may be blinded by our own perceived flaws, but those who love us have clearer vision. (Quote by - Sarah Ban Breathnach)

First you have to teach a child to talk, then you have to teach it to be quiet. (Quote by - Prochnow)

You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back. (Quote by - William D. Tammeus)

Life affords no greater responsibility, no greater privilege, than the raising of the next generation. (Quote by - C. Everet Koop)

Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare. (Quote by - Ed Asner)

The world talks to the mind. Parents speak more intimately (Quote by - they talk to the heart. (Quote by - Hain Ginott)

If your child has a weakness, teach them how to turn it into a strength! The only Failure is not trying. (Quote by - Kevin Heath)

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive? (Quote by - Roseanne Barr)

To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)

Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways. (Quote by - Dennis Miller)

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. (Quote by - David Bly)

The guys who fear becoming fathers don't understand that fathering is not something perfect men do, but something that perfects the man. The end product of child raising is not the child, but the parent. (Quote by - Frank Pittman)

A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be. (Quote by - Lion)

My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ! (Quote by - Bill Cosby)

People who spend half their time wondering how their children will turn out, and the rest of the time when they will turn in. (Quote by - Eleanor Graham Vance)

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. (Quote by - Dave Barry)

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. (Quote by - Harold Hulbert)

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. (Quote by - Phyllis Diller)

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" (Quote by - Milton Berle)

I was cesarean born. You can't really tell, although whenever I leave a house, I go out through a window (Quote by - Steven Wright)

Children Learn What They Live. (Quote by - Dorothy Law Neite)

The character and history of each child may be a new and poetic experience to the parent, if he will let it. (Quote by - Margaret Fuller)

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. (Quote by - Clarence Budinton Kelland)

Parenthood is a lot easier to get into than out of. (Quote by - Bruce Lansky)

Parenthood: The state of being better chaperoned than you were before marriage. (Quote by - Marcelene Cox)