Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth. (Quote by - Peter Ustinov)

Raising children is like making biscuits: it is as easy to raise a big batch as one, while you have your hands in the dough. (Quote by - E.W. Howe)

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. (Quote by - Bill Vaughan)

The problem with being a parent is that by the time you are experienced, you are usually unemployed. (Quote by - Author Unknown)

Affection without sentiment, authority without cruelty, discipline without aggression, humor without ridicule, sacrifice without obligation, companionship without possessiveness. (Quote by - William E. Blatz)

Love is the chain whereby to bind a child to its parents. (Quote by - Abraham Lincoln)

We never know the love of our parents for us until we have become parents. (Quote by - Henry Ward Beecher)

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. (Quote by - Fran Lebowitz)

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: "Checkout Time is 18 years" (Quote by - Erma Bombeck)

Babies are such a nice way to start people. (Quote by - Don Herold)

Teenagers are people who act like babies if they're not treated like adults. (Quote by - Mad Magazine)

Let your kids observe you doing random acts of kindness, it can be contagious. (Quote by - Kevin Heath)

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. (Quote by - Unknown)

For rarely are sons similar to their fathers: most are worse, and a few are better than their fathers. (Quote by - Homer)

There are only two things a child will share willingly; communicable diseases and its mother's age. (Quote by - Benjamin Spock)

There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. One of these is roots, the other, wings. (Quote by - Hodding Carter)

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. (Quote by - Robert A. Heinlein)

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. (Quote by - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.)

The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children. (Quote by - King Edward VIII)

The most important thing that parents can teach their children is how to get along without them. (Quote by - Frank A. Clark)

Children need love, especially when they "do not deserve" it. (Quote by - Harold Hulbert)

Lucky parents who have fine children usually have lucky children who have fine parents. (Quote by - James A. Brewer)

Nothing has a stronger influence psychologically on their environment and especially on their children, than the unlived lives of the parents. (Quote by - Carl Jung)

One who walks the road with love will never walk the road alone. (Quote by - C. T. Davis)

I just want my kids to love who they are, have happy lives and find something they want to do and make peace with that. Your job as a parent is to give your kids not only the instincts and talents to survive, but help them enjoy their lives. (Quote by - Susan Sarandon)