Religion is the way we honour our ancestors' errors. (Quote by - Mark M. Otoysao)

The test for a prophet is in the Bible. It is this. When a prophet speaketh in the name of the Lord, if the thing follow not, nor come to pass, that is the thing which the Lord hath not spoken. (Quote by - Anonymous)

So long as even a single dog in my country is without food, my whole religion will be to feed it. (Quote by - Swami Vivekananda)

B.I.B.L.E. = Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth. (Quote by - Anonymous)

When you see a man with a great deal of religion displayed in his shop window, you may depend upon it, he keeps a very small stock of it within. (Quote by - Charles H. Spurgeon)

I wanted to become an atheist but I gave it up. They have no holidays. (Quote by - Henny Youngman)

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. (Quote by - Galileo Galilei)

I consider myself a student of many religions. The more I learn, the more questions I have. (Quote by - Dan Brown)

Religion is no more the parent of morality than an incubator is the mother of a chicken. (Quote by - Lemuel K. Washburn)

Mystic: a person who is puzzled before the obvious, but who understands the non-existent. (Quote by - Elbert Hubbard)

The church is always trying to get other people to reform; it might not be a bad idea to reform itself a little by way of example. (Quote by - Mark Twain)

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs. (Quote by - Bill Maher)

Man is a venerating animal. He venerates as easily as he purges himself. When they take away from him the gods of his fathers, he looks for others abroad. (Quote by - Max Jacob)

With soap baptism is a good thing. (Quote by - Robert G. Ingersoll)

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. (Quote by - Fred Allen)

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people. (Quote by - G. K. Chesterton)

Can such bitterness enter into the heart of the devout? (Quote by - Nicolas Boileau-Despreaux)

Audible at five miles, painful at three, and lethal at one. (Quote by - Winchester Cathedral)

Most of us spend the first six days of the week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.-- Fred Allen)

This religion (Islam) recognizes all men as brothers. It accepts all human beings as equals before God, and as equal members in the Human Family of Mankind. (Quote by - Malcolm X)

Wherever an altar is found, there civilization exists. (Quote by - Joseph de Maistre)

Happiness is a mystery like religion, and it should never be rationalized. (Quote by - G. K. Chesterton)

The difference between heresy and prophecy is often one of sequence. Heresy often turns out to have been prophecy when properly aged. (Quote by - Hubert H. Humphrey)

Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people. (Quote by - Karl Marx)

My country is the world, and my religion is to do good. (Quote by - Thomas Paine)