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The success of The Simpsons really opened doors. It showed that if you were working in animation you didn't necessarily have to be working in kids' television. (Quote by - Seth MacFarlane)

When television is good, nothing is better. But when television is bad, nothing is worse. I invite you to sit down in front of your TV set and keep your eyes glued to that set until the station signs off. I can assure you that you will observe a vast wasteland. (Quote by - Newton Minnow)

When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened.' (Quote by - Joe Biden)

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. (Quote by - Laurence J. Peter)

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. (Quote by - Jason Love)

All television is educational television. The question is: what is it teaching? (Quote by - Nicholas Johnson)

Television is the triumph of machine over people. (Quote by - Fred Allen)

Television is now so desparately hungry for material that they're scraping the top of the barrel. (Quote by - Gore Vidal)

Televisionreally does offer still great parts for women, cable in particular. (Quote by - Christine Lahti)

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. (Quote by - Steven Wright)

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. (Quote by - Joan Rivers)

The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle: they're on TV. (Quote by - Homer Simpson)

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white. (Quote by - Samuel Goldwyn)

Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone. (Quote by - Hodding Carter)

Whenever it's on it's like having somebody in my house that I want to get rid of and they won't leave. I hate the sound of it. All that noise and light coming from a piece of furniture. (Quote by - John Waters)

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. (Quote by - Groucho Marx)

At the moment I'm enjoying a new challenge at the Royal Opera House, but I'm also keen to pursue my interest in television and particularly in science. (Quote by - Deborah Bull )

In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television. (Quote by - Erma Bombeck)

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. (Quote by - Donald Trump)

I think a newspaper should be provocative, stir 'em up, but you can't do that on television. It's just not on. (Quote by - Rupert Murdoch)

I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada. (Quote by - Samantha Bee)

The idea of stardom was difficult to grasp. It was like being schizophrenic; there was her, the woman on television, and the real me. (Quote by - Jessica Savitch)

I do still like television very much, but the theatre does really have something special about it. (Quote by - Sarah Sutton)

Television knows no night. It is perpetual day. TV embodies our fear of the dark, of night, of the other side of things. (Quote by - Jean Baudrillard)

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. (Quote by - Alan Corenk)

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