The trouble with most comedians who try to do satire is that they are essentially brash, noisy and indelicate people who have to use a sledge hammer to smash a butterfly. (Quote by - Imogene Coca)

Our trouble is that we drink too much tea. I see in this the slow revenge of the Orient, which has diverted the Yellow River down our throats. (Quote by - J B Priestley)

I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them. (Quote by - Jane Austen)

I have my warts. I sometimes say things that get me in trouble. In other words, I lead with my heart and not my head. That's the only chance we have against George Bush. (Quote by - Howard Dean)

I have had more trouble with myself than with any other man. (Quote by - Dwight L. Moody)

The trouble is small, the fun is great. (Quote by - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. (Quote by - Calvin Coolidge)

Better to lose count while naming your blessings than to lose your blessings to counting your troubles. (Quote by - Maltbie D. Babcock)

Trouble shared is trouble halved. (Quote by - Dorothy L. Sayers)

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. (Quote by - George Bernard Shaw)

I would not leave you in your times of trouble. We never could have come this far. I took the good times, I'll take the bad times, I'll take you just the way you are. (Quote by - Billy Joel)

Friends show their love in times of trouble. (Quote by - Euripides)

Dissent is the native activity of the scientist, and it has got him into a good deal of trouble in the last years. But if that is cut off, what is left will not be a scientist. And I doubt whether it will be a man. (Quote by - Jacob Bronowski)

The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. (Quote by - Lily Tomlin)

Good food is always a trouble and its preparation should be regarded as a labour of love. (Quote by - Elizabeth David)

My motto was always to keep swinging. Whether I was in a slump or feeling bad or having trouble off the field, the only thing to do was keep swinging. (Quote by - Hank Aaron)

Perhaps the whole root of our trouble, the human trouble, is that we will sacrifice all the beauty of our lives, will imprison ourselves in totems, taboos, crosses, blood sacrifices, steeples, mosques, races, armies, flags, nations, in order to deny the fact of death, which is the only fact we have. (Quote by - James Baldwin)

The little trouble in the world that is not due to love is due to friendship. (Quote by - Edgar Watson Howe)

I turn on the TV and I see these grown people screaming at each other, and I think, well, if we don't get our civility back, we're in trouble. (Quote by - Emmylou Harris)

If you compared your troubles, or challenges, with those of others, you would surely find that there are those whose troubles make yours look like minor inconveniences. (Quote by - Catherine Pulsifer)

Trouble springs from idleness, and grievous toil from needless ease. (Quote by - Benjamin Franklin)

Women are my best friends, my best audience. If I look out from the stage and see a lot of men, I know I'm in trouble (Quote by - Paul Lynde)

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. (Quote by - Bob Hope)

The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes rather than with their minds. (Quote by - Will Durant)

Wise are they who have learned these truths: Trouble is temporary. Time is tonic. Tribulation is a test tube. (Quote by - William Author Ward)