Turkeys, quails, and small birds, are here to be seen; but birds are not numerous in desart forests; they draw near to the habitations of men, as I have constantly observed in all my travels. (Quote by - William Bartram)
If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese. (Quote by - Ted Nugent)
When turkeys mate they think of swans. (Quote by - Johnny Carson)
Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before. (Quote by - Rita Rudner)