Marriage is not just spiritual communion; it is also remembering to take out the trash. (Quote by - Joyce Brothers)

Marriage is a wonderful institution ... but who wants to live in an institution? (Quote by - Groucho Marx)

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. (Quote by - Groucho Marx)

Now join hands, and with your hands your hearts. (Quote by - William Shakespeare)

That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse. (Quote by - Sir James M. Barrie)

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)

Happy and thrice happy are those who enjoy an uninterrupted union, and whose love, unbroken by any sour complaints, shall not dissolve until the last day of their existence. (Quote by - Horace)

Woman like silent men, they think they are listening. (Quote by - Marcel Achard)

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. (Quote by - Homer)

I only use my sick days for hang-overs and soap opera weddings. (Quote by - Kate O'Brien)

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest. (Quote by - Irwin Corey)

Now very often events are set up for photographers... The weddings are orchestrated about the photographers taking the picture, because if it hasn't been photographed it doesn't really exist. (Quote by - Elliott Erwitt)

As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent. (Quote by - Socrates)

A good marriage is that in which each appoints the other guardian of his solitude. (Quote by - Rainer Maria Rilke)

Rental formal wear of the skyWedding quotationblue, brocade and shiny varieties is favored by upwardly mobile young gangsters drafted as groomsmen for weddings. (Quote by - George V. Higgins)

A wedding ring is sort of a tourniquet worn on one's finger to stop circulation. (Quote by - Anonymous)

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.-Antoine de Saint-Exupery)

There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved. (Quote by - George Sands)

When you make a sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship. (Quote by - Joseph Campbell)

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. (Quote by - Anonymous)

Of all actions of a man's life, his marriage does least concern other people, yet of all actions of our life 'Tis most meddled with by other people. (Quote by - John Selden)

All weddings are similar, but every marriage is different. (Quote by - John Berger)

Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal. (Quote by - Louis K. Anspacher)

Marriage orients men and women toward the future, asking them not just to commit to each other but to plan, to earn, to save, and to devote themselves to advancing their children's prospects. (Quote by - Daniel Patrick Moynihan)

The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make, not just on your wedding day, but over and over again and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife. (Quote by - Barbara De Angelis)