I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time. (Quote by - Bill Cosby)

A true artist will let his wife starve, his children go barefoot, his mother drudge for his living at seventy, sooner than work at anything but his art. (Quote by - George Bernard Shaw)

You people sometimes are like those serial killers you see in films who cut out the words 'I am going to get you' or 'your wife is next'. (Quote by - Gordon Strachan)

Finding a good band is Iike finding a good wife. You got to keep trying till you find the right one. (Quote by - Ace Frehley)

It is flagrantly dishonest for an advertising agent to urge consumers to buy a product which he would not allow his own wife to buy. (Quote by - David Ogilvy)

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. (Quote by - Douglas Adams)

Health for life to you, A wife of your choice to you, A child every year to you, And the light of heaven after this world for you. (Quote by - Irish Blessing)

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. 'Pride and Prejudice'. (Quote by - Jane Austen)

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't. (Quote by - Sacha Guitry)

That never goes over big with your wife. I will be a very good husband for a change. (Quote by - Donald Trump)

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. (Quote by - Groucho Marx)

The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again. (Quote by - Nicholas Sparks)

I have known more men destroyed by the desire to have wife and child and to keep them in comfort than I have seen destroyed by drink and harlots. (Quote by - William Butler Yeats)

It's not a good idea to put your wife into a novel; not your latest wife anyway. (Quote by - Norman Mailer)

The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife. (Quote by - Barbara de Angelis)

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!. (Quote by - Tommy Cooper)

Passion is the evil in adultery. If a man has no opportunity of living with another man's wife, but if it is obvious for some reason that he would like to do so, and would do so if he could, he is no less guilty than if he was caught in the act. (Quote by - Saint Augustine)

Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. (Quote by - Zig Ziglar)

Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it. (Quote by - Samuel Johnson)

I'd love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts. (Quote by - Christopher Walken)

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. (Quote by - Rodney Dangerfield)

I'm lucky. The best possible place in the world for training is Addis Ababa, so I am home all the time except when I am racing. I like to be there, near my family, my kids, also the real estate business I run with my wife. (Quote by - Haile Gebrselassie)

If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter. (Quote by - Thomas Fuller)

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag. (Quote by - Zig Ziglar)

A guy who'd cheat on his wife would cheat at cards. (Quote by - Texas Guinan)