Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell. (Quote by - Alfred Lord Tennyson)

Grace was in all her steps, heaven in her eye, In every gesture dignity and love. (Quote by - John Milton)

To behold her is an immediate check to loose behavior; to love her is a liberal education. (Quote by - Sir Richard Steele)

A woman's strength is the irresistible might of weakness. (Quote by - Ralph Waldo Emerson)

A woman asks little of love: only that she be able to feel like a heroine. (Quote by - Mignon McLaughlin)

Women are perfectly well aware that the more they seem to obey the more they rule. (Quote by - Jules Michelet)

I dress for women and I undress for men. (Quote by - Angle Dickinson)

Too fair to worship, too divine to love. (Quote by - Henry Hart Milman)

Women forgive injuries, but never forget slights. (Quote by - Thomas Haliburton)

All women's dresses are merely variations on the eternal struggle between the admitted desire to dress and the unadmitted desire to undress. (Quote by - Lin Yutang)

The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months. (Quote by - Laurence J. Peter)

I'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four. (Quote by - Fred Allen)

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. (Quote by - Mae West)

Women are like elephants. They are interesting to look at, but I wouldn't like to own one. (Quote by - W. C. Fields)

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. (Quote by - Aristotle Onassis)

O wild, dark flower of woman, Deep rose of my desire, An Eastern wizard made you Of earth and stars and fire. (Quote by - C. G. D. Roberts)

The society of women is the foundation of good manners. (Quote by - Goethe)

The woman who thinks she is intelligent demands equal rights with men. A woman who is intelligent does not. (Quote by - Colette)

They may talk of a comet, or a burning mountain, or some such bagatelle; but to me a modest woman, dressed out in all her finery, is the most tremendous object of the whole creation. (Quote by - Oliver Goldsmith)

Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby in a month (Quote by - Wernher Von Braun)

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. (Quote by - Roseanne)

Women do not find it difficult nowadays to behave like men, but they often find it extremely difficult to behave like gentlemen. (Quote by - Compton Mackenzie)

Whether they give or refuse, women are glad to have been asked. (Quote by - Ovid)

Women are afraid of mice and of murder, and of very little in between. (Quote by - Mignon McLaughlin)

From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash. I'm saving my money. (Quote by - Sophie Tucker)