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Janie's friends were chipping in to buy her a wedding shower present. At first 10 friends chipped in but 2 of them dropped out. Each of the 8 had to chip in another dollar to bring the amount back up. How much money did they plan to collect?
I make you cry but I am not human, I am alive until you start chew'en
what is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet
A man wants to go home but he can't go home because there is a man in his home with a mask on. Why can't he go home?
I have two rings. I move by request. If the mixture is not right I just sit at rest. What am I?
The maker sells it, the buyer does not use it, the maker does not see it, what is it?
A man and a womam just got married and they are flying to Hawaii for their honeymoon. As the couple were looking down into one of the largest volcanoes the wife falls in and dies. The husband flies back to his home very sad. The next day he gets a phone call. The person on the phone said 'I know who killed your wife.' Who killed the wife? Who called the husband? How did they know?
What flies without wings
Look at me.I can bring a smile to your face, A tear to your eye, Or even a thought to your mind. But I can't be seen.What am I?
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A father and son were in a car accident where the father was killed. The ambulance brought the son to the hospital. He needed immediate surgery. In the operating room a doctor came in and looked at the little boy and said I can't operate on him he is my son. Who is the doctor?
If you're 8 feet away from a door and with each move you advance half the distance to the door. How many moves will it take to reach the door?

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