A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J – JOKING
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. - Douglas Adams
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A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool, usually has his suspicions.
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A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
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A fool may be known by six things: anger without cause; speech without profit;
Change without progress; inquiry without object; putting trust in a stranger; and
Mistaking foes for friends.
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A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees. - William Blake
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A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark. - Henry Louis Mencken
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A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost
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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Paul Fadiman
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A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste of wisdom. - Welsh Proverb
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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
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A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Balthasar Gracian
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Ah, well, I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His work must be contemplated with respect. - Mark Twain
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All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse. Whenever you are in big trouble see the photo. You will feel that No other problem bigger than this...
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. - Mark Twain
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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. - Ambrose Bierce
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Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it. - George Bernard Shaw
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Controversy equalizes fools and wise men…and the fools know it. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
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Don’t approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.
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Don’t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.
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Even the gods love jokes. – Plato
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Every fool finds a greater one to admire them. – Bioleau
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Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
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Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools. - Gene Brown
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Fools build houses, and wise men buy them.
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For fools rush in where angels fear to tread. - Alexander Pope
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, And i'll forgive Thy great big one on me. - Robert Frost
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Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel Eyquem De Montaigne
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God made a daylight n is called Sun,
God made a entertainment n is called Fun,
God made a nightlight n is called Moon,
God made a U and is
Called Cartoon !!!
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Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town? - Mark Twain
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He who is born a fool is never cured.
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Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
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Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl?
April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
Otherwise just tell April Foooooll
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Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
Heart attack...
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I have great faith in fools - self-confidence, my friends call it. - Edgar Allan Poe
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I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey
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I might be a different kind of fool, but I ain't gonna be the same fool twice. - August Wilson
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I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...
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I wasn't born a fool. It took work to get this way. - Danny Kaye
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I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav candlelight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u. Pay The Bill
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If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. - Anatole France
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If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be. - Mark Twain
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If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, i’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
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If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings. - Welsh Proverb
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If it thunders on All Fool’s Day,
Expect good crops of corn and hay.
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If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
If they say you are monkey, relax.
If they say you are stupid, be cool
But if they say you are smart, Then slap that stupid.
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If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
Kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.
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If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!
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If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.
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I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright
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In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST
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It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools.
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It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France
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It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious. - Murphy's Law
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It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman
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July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so. - Mark Twain
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Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
"Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"
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Let us be thankful for the fools; but for them the rest of us could not succeed. - Mark Twain
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Lord, what fools these mortals be. - William Shakespeare
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Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It's good to be silly at the right moment.- Horace
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My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental
10% senti
And 90% mental!!!
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Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society. - Honore De Balzac
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New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate
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Ninety-nine percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion. - Thornton Wilder
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No one but a fool is always right. - David Hare
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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. - Jack Handey
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Only a fool knows everything. A wise man knows how little he knows.
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Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness. - Sacha Guitry
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Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job.
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Silence is foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish. - Charles Caleb Colton
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Silence is the wit of fools. - Jean la Bruyere
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Sir, I admit your gen'ral rule that every poet is a fool: but you yourself may serve to show it that every fool is not a poet. - Alexander Pope
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Small April sobbed, I’m going to cry
Please give me a cloud to wipe my eye;
Then April Fool, she laughed instead
And smiled a rainbow overhead.
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So Sweet is ur SMILE???
So Sweet is ur STYLE???
So Sweet is ur VOICE???
So Sweet is ur EYE?????
See .......how Sweetly I LIE.
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So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now. - William of Baskerville
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Someone..
Misses U..
Needs U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? - George Bernard Shaw
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Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit. - Josh Billings
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Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. – Euripides
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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. - George Orwell
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The Constitution gives every American the right to make a damn fool of himself. - John Ciardi
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The first of April, some do say
Is set apart for All Fool's Day;
But why the people call it so
Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,
But on this day are people sent
On purpose for pure merriment. - Poor Robin's Almanac
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The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself a fool. - William Shakespeare
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The fool is always beginning to live.
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The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world. - Thomas Shadwell
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The maple syrup's full of ants.
A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
Is that a spider on your back?
I ate the whole pie by myself.
The kitchen sink just overflowed.
A flash flood washed away the school.
I threw your blanket in the trash.
I never lie
APRIL FOOL! - Myra Cohn Livingston
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The mistakes of the fool are known to the world, but not to himself. The mistakes of the wise man are known to himself, but not to the world. - Charles Caleb Colton
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The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly. - William Shakespeare
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The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars... So, if u dont mind...... Can I sell you?
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The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. - Mark Twain
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. - Will Rogers
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The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one,
Must not only shut himself up alone, but must also break his looking-glass. – Bioleau
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There are more fools in the world than there are people. - Heinrich Heine
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There is a foolish corner even in the brain of the sage. – Aristotle
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
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This is an magic!
Press down 6 times to see my photo
1
2
3
4
5
6
Happy fools day
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This is the day (April Fool's Day) upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. - Mark Twain
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Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish. – Quintilian
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Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
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True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
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U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
For all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
& will be a BROHTER
For all CUTE GIRLS .
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WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN
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We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.
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We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? Cos i like u very much. Will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?
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What a fool does in the end, the wise do in the beginning.
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When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.
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When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist.
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When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"Damn I am really so cute".
U will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.
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When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
After if u pray &ur still in darkness,
Pls pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL
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Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it. - Benjamin Franklin
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Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise. - Cato the Elder
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Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something. – Plato
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Wise people are foolish if they cannot adapt to foolish people. - Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere
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You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. - Abraham Lincoln
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You don't have to fool all the people all of the time; you just have to fool enough to get elected. - Gerald Barzan
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You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. – Colette
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Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
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