640K ought to be enough for anybody. - This is not humorous by itself; but in the context it's a classic by Bill Gates in 1981
~ Computer SMS Text Message

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman, I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.
The surprised salesman replies, But, madam, computers do not have curtains.
And the blonde said, Helloooo.... I've got Windows!
~ Computer SMS Text Message

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila
~ Computer SMS Text Message

A Computer Lover
Falling from the roof of a building
And shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help..help.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

A good friend is like a computer;
Me ‘enter’ ur life,
’Save’ u in my heart,
‘Format’ ur problems,
’Shift’ u 2 opportunities &
Never ‘delete’ u from my memory!
~ Computer SMS Text Message

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light
~ Computer SMS Text Message

A Windows user spends 1/3 of his life sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

After Perl everything else is just assembly language.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Any given program costs more and takes longer.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Any non-trivial program contains at least one bug.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Any program will expand to fill available memory.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Be nice to geeks when you're in school, you might end-up working for one when you grow-up.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Computer are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open windows.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
~ Computer SMS Text Message