Eq.1:
Study=dont fail
Eq.2:
Dont study=fail
Adding eq 1&2
Study+dont study=fail+dont fail
Taking common
Study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont)
Sol:study=fail.
Hence proved.;-)
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