What has 4 wheels & flies?
A garbage truck!
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What do you call a leper in a bath?
Soup!
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What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?
One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.
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How do you tease fruit?
Banananananananana!
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What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?
A deviled egg!
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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
About 45 pounds!!
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