Wat r the 2 reasons y men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind. 2. No business.
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What did baby corn ask mom corn???
Where is pop corn?
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What's the difference between a fly & a mosquito?
Simple!
A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!!
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How many divorce lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
3 - one to argue for the rights of the old lightbulb,
One to argue for the rights of the new lightbulb, and
One to argue for the rights of the light socket
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