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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Why were males created before females?
Because you always need
A rough draft before the final copy.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

A very old lady teacher of english
Ask this question with the class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?
One pupil answered: it's the past tense of course.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest
And peace so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should i give them to him?
Doctor: they are for you!
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Life is a paradox
Whatever u want,
U don’t get
Whatever u get,
U don’t enjoy
Whatever u enjoy,
Is not permanent
Whatever is permanent,
Is boring …!
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
“monopoly is always damaging
Competition improves service”.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Thought of the day....
"a marriage is successfull
When it would be
A blind wife
A deaf husband...." ;->
~ Funny SMS Text Message

G-get up
O-open ur eyes
O-out of ur bed
D-day has risen
M-merry life
O-old dreams cum true
N-new frnds
I-ideas of life
N-nice future
G-goodday 4 u!
~ Funny SMS Text Message

By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask “have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”
To satisfy his girl,
The boy reply a negative answer:
“nothing of these, i haven’t done.”
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Just like a ghost,
You’ve been a-hauntin’ my dreams,
So i’ll propose on halloween.
Love is kinda crazy
With a spooky little girl like you
~ Funny SMS Text Message

When somebody who is deeply
In love with you tells that
You are
Cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Hey do u think taht u are mad.....
Then u must not press down.......
You have done that
Now the world knows.........
That you are mad.....
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Sometime in life,
We run so fast that we dont notice anyone running wid us,
We notice them only when we fall
They stop to pick us up.
They are called friends. .
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Think about it:
I'm not scared of proposing a girl
I'm scared abt, what wud happen if she agrees....?
~ Funny SMS Text Message

No dout that
Ur sweet
Ur caring
Ur kind
Ur intelligent
Ur attractive
Ur smart
Ur daring
But improve a little bit, be like me.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

What is gr8 love ?
Its wen u hide tears n still care 4 her.
Its wen she ignores u n u still love her.
Its wen she begins love someone else
N u still smile
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Q: do u knw y in a couple’s photo
Man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: coz as per balance sheet,liabilities r on d
Left side & assets on d right!
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Do u know d similarity betwn dinosaurs & decent boys????
Both don't exist... ;)
~ Funny SMS Text Message

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