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Good friends are like software.
They enter ur life;
Scan ur problems;
Edit ur tensions;
Download ur solutions;
Delete ur worries
And
Save u in their heart!
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Teacher: johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
Johnny: “k-r-o-k-o-d-a-i-l”
Teacher: no, that’s wrong
Johnny: maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
~ Funny SMS Text Message

He who smiles in a crisis has someone to blame
~ Funny SMS Text Message

A man got 2 wishes from god. He asked for the best wine and best woman.
Next moment, he had the best wine and mother teresa next to him.
Moral of the story: be specific
~ Funny SMS Text Message

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when i married you.
She replied, yes dear, I know
But I was in love and didn't notice.
~ Funny SMS Text Message


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