Scientific Question For U..
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain,,..
Simple..
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards The EMPTY SPACE.. Hahaha.
~ Insult SMS Text Message

Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?.
~ Insult SMS Text Message

TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT
1 : U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue. FACT
2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!
~ Insult SMS Text Message

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - i'm
J - JOKING
~ Insult SMS Text Message

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper I read that
Due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
~ Insult SMS Text Message

Touch ur heart, u will feel the rhythm of ur heartbeat.
Touch ur head u will feel the rhythm of empty pot.tin...tin..
~ Insult SMS Text Message

Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
~ Insult SMS Text Message

1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
Just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
~ Insult SMS Text Message