Hey friend, remember that without stupidity
There can be no wisdom and
Without ugliness there can be no beauty.
So the world needs YOU after all!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

This sms can only be read by someone SMART,
Try again,
Again,
Maybe you are..
Just not smart??
One more time.
Hey don't force it ugly!!!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Husband asks, do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means… Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot For Ever
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Patient : “What are the chances of my recovering doctor?”
Doctor : “One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated. The others all died”.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: The time has come when we should get married.
Boyfriend: That's OK, but who will marry us?
~ Jokes SMS Text Message