It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Marriage is a rest period between romances.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - socrates
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Being divorced is like being hit by a mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. - jean kerr, mary, mary, 1960
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Marriage is a mistake every man should make. - george jessel
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

I guess walking slow getting married is because it gives you time to maybe change your mind. - virginia cary hudson
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Love and Marriage:
Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
Love is dinner in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home bag.
Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
In love you go to bed early.
After marriage, you go to sleep early.~ Marriage SMS Text Message

The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

What is the difference between love & marriage...? Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock..!
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Valentine's day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot cupid really is.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Stealing the blue from the splashing seas,
A tinge of green from the youthful trees,
A bit of orange from the sunset hues,
With crystal white from the morning dews,
I hav framed a bright and colourful wish just for u..
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

To get the full value of joy
You must have someone to divide it with.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

You don't need to be on the save wavelength to succeed in marriage. You just need to be able to ride each other's waves." - toni sciarra poynter, from this day forward: meditations on the first years of marriage
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Two types of people in the world:- some who are happy. Others who are married.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

We loved with a love that was more than love.
Edgar allan poe
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. It is an infinite debt, which can only be discharged through eternity. - johann wolfgang von goethe
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Marriage is a romantic story, in which hero dies in the first chapter."
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

There is no greater happiness for a man than approaching a
Door at the end of a day knowing someone on the other side
Of that door is waiting for the sound of his footsteps.
Ronald reagan
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space. - gene perret
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Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance. - michel de montaigne
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

For most people, a life lived alone, with passing strangers or passing
Lovers, is incoherent and ultimately unbearable. Someone must be
There to know what we have done for those we love.
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

One day a man placed
An ad in the
Local classifieds: “wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “you can have mine.”
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

To the bride and groom - live life to the fullest and remember, this is the first day of the rest of your life...
~ Marriage SMS Text Message

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
Before the fight begins!
~ Marriage SMS Text Message