We do precision guesswork
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I heard you took an iq test and they said you're results were negative.
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If i want your opinion, i'll give it to you.
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Born free........taxed to death.
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We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...searching...still searching...sorry no brain found
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If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert
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He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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Adults are just kids who owe money
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Please, lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
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Mind intentionally left blank.
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If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me
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Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
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Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day
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Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...frankenstein was ugly too.
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Wthout humor, life sux. Wthout lov, life iz hopeless. Wthout courage, life iz hard. Wthout friends like u, life iz impossible!
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