Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
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Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates.
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A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship. - Ivern Ball
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Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country. - Margaret Thatcher
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A statesman is an easy man, He tells his lies by rote; A journalist makes up his lies And takes you by the throat; So stay at home and drink your beer And let the neighbours vote. - William Butler Yeats
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In politics stupidity is not a handicap. - Napoleon I. Bonaparte
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The heaviest penalty for deciding to engage in politics is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself. - Plato
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All political parties die at last of swallowing their own lies. - John Arbuthnot
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Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason. - Anonymous
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Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? - Robert Orben
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Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives. - John Stuard Mill
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