1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya. 1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho? Train aayegi tu mar jao gay! Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de.
Sardar to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye andha hai.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Teacher:Story sunao
Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.
Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar buildng se gira or behosh ho gaya.
Doctor said he’s dead.
Sudnly he wakes up & says “O main zinda wa!”
Sardarni: CHUP KAR TENU Doctor NALU BOTA PATA AE!
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig dekhake):
are yar main ese kahi dekha hain
second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain
first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yad aaraha hain.
second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain.
first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yah
to gobar hain acha huaa main es per pair nahi diya.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar ki maa bemaar ho gae.
Wo usay doctor k pas lay gya.
Doctor: in k test ho gay.
Sardar: ay bohot kmazor nay.
Tusi twenty twenty ya one day kra lao.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar to Shopkeeper:-
Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya.
Sardar: – Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar ka radio kharab hogaya,
us ne khol k dekha to andar 1 mara hua chuha mila,
Ye dekh k sardar gusse se bola: ab chalega kaise?
Sala singer he mara para hai.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

2sardars go for a drive. . . . OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not. . . sardar puts his head out & says yes..No..Yes..No..Yes..No..
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Sardar: Aj BV ne bohat mara
Major Rohail: Kyun?
Sardar: I was kissing Katrena
Major Rohail: Wao Katrena Kaif
Sardar: Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Tring Tring Tring.
Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message

Us se pyar kar k meri kismat hi jaag gayi,
Us se pyar kar k meri aarzo bhi jaab gayi.
Phir aik din aisa howa yaaroo.
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Woh kambakht kisi SARDAR k sath bhag gayi.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message