Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?
Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai,
is sey pehley k accident ho jae,
jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay!
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi ko gana sunata hai mera mehbob mary sanam or sahdi key bad mai kery pasey jawona mai manji kethy dawna
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Aik Sardar g Rail Ki Patri Pr Soo gaya.
Aik Admi Ny Kaha Kia Kr Raho Ho?
Train Aayegi Tou Mr Jao Gay!
Sardar Ji: Kal Mayre Opper Say Jahaaz Guzar Gayaa Tou Kuch Nahee Hua,
Rail Kia Cheez Hay?
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Sardar driving a jeep in jungle,
Tourist: how do you escape if lion comes now..?
Sardar: give the right indicator and turn left.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Sardar’s Poetry
khirki se dekha to gali mein koi nahi tha…
wah
wah
wah
khirki se dekha to gali mein koi nahi tha
gali mein ja ke dekha to khirki mein koi nahi tha
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Sardar Building Sa Gira
Doctor Said: He is Dead
Sardar Suddenly Wake Up n Said
Main Zinda Hoon
Sardars Wife
Tu Pya Reh Tenu Doctor Naloo Bohta Pata Aae.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley,
1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain.
2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to?
1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi mila tha :p
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Baywaqoof…kaisa machis lay k aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.WO KAISAY SARDARNE.
MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA BABLOO
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Sardar to Bill Gates: Tusi vi kamle ho!
GATES: Why?
SARDAR: Tusi nam GATES rakheya hae,
Te business tusi WINDOWS daa karde ho…;-)
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P
~ Sardar SM
Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay
DR:Kia?
Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta
Dr:aisa kub hota hay?
Sardar:Phone kartay waqt:p
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Sardar k ghar chor aagya sardar ne dekha to Chor bhaga,
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy b agay nikal gya
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Sardar:Aik tay chori utto saday nal raisan…?
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
Master to Sardar: Qaatil kisy kehty hain?
Sardar: Pata Nahee.
Master: Agr tum apnay baap ko qatal kardo tou Tum kiya kehlaao gay?
Sardar: "Yateeem".
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message
A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein chadha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana.
~ Sardar Hindi SMS Text Message