How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

It was sardar wedding anniversary.
his wife asked : shell we have tandoori chicken to celebrate?
Sardar : Why punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have done.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
Today's dinner should be light
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardarji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected
After much thought he writes: Yes.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Tuesday
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar lost his cheqbook.
Manager: You should take care
anyone can sign your cheque
and empty your deposits.
Sardar: How can anyone sign..?
I am not a fool.
I’ve already signed all the cheques.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea.
All cars that I know start with petrol.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
~ Sardar SMS Text Message