Teacher: water ka formula btao
Student:H2 mgcl Nacl HNO3O
Teacher:ye kia ha
Student:sir ye India ka pani hai
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

NAFSYAT ki class main profesor ne chuhe k samne chuhiya or Gandum ka dana rakha
Chuha daney ki tarf gya
Profesor ne makai ka dana rakha
Chuhe ne is martaba bhi chuhiya pr dhyan na dya
Profesor bola,
dekha, bhook main zyada taqat hy.
Pichli bench se awaz ayi
Sir ek dafa chuhiya b badal kr dekhen…!
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Son: Papa Good News Hai.
Papa: Kya?
Son: Aapko yad hai aapne kaha tha k agar mai Exam mai Paas ho Jaun To mujhe 5000 denge.
Father: Haan
Son: Aapke 5000 bach gaye.
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

exam’s song by Munna bhai:
Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Teacher: Batao daal me kitni Protein hoti hay
Student: Sir, Murgi jitni
Teacher: wo kaise?
Student: Sir,aap he ne bataya tha k ghar ki murghi daal barabar
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Students Marte Nahi
Zinda Dafnaye Jate He
Hr 4 Mhino Me Tadpaye Jate Hai,
Kfan Khol K Dekho
Wo Kabar Me B
Asignment Likhte Hue Paye Jate
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Teacher: Passive me badlo!
Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein!
Student: Sunsaan Jagaaooo per huey Haadse he Bacho ko Hanam dete hain..
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Life of a student:
PC hai net Nahi
ATM Hai paise Nahi
Cell Hai balance Nahi
EXAM hai tension Nahi
Padna hai, lekin saala mood nahi
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Hamari New Generation Miss Ne
KG1 Class K Bache Se Kaha
1 Se 10 Tak Gino Me Tume Kiss Dungi
Baccha: Aagr Me 1 Se 100 Tak Ginu
to Kya Package Hai?
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Students
Problem
Kuch Badli Hui Taqdir Nazar Ati Hai
Yadon Ki Zanjir Nazar Ati Hai
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Parhain Bhi To Kia Parhain
Har Page Pe bachi Ki Tasvir Nazar Ati Hai!
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie
RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila?
Student: Ummeed Mat Haaro
Shadi shuda Larki bhi Phans Sakti Hai.
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nai
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nai mai nai kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
Text message filed under Student SMS.
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Student school me gadha leke aya
Miss: Ye gadha, Q laye ho?
Miss ap hi to Kehti hen K mene
bare bare gadho Ko insan bnaya he.
To socha k iska bi bhala hojaye;-)
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Teacher: btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kya h0ti Hy?
Student: Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Sana Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhi Tha
Student: Sir YEHI Khush Fehmi hy.. ;->
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Agar Question Paper Tough Lagay.
Ya Samajh Main Nahi Aaye To.
Ek Gehri Saans Lo Aur...
Zor Se Chillao:
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Kamino Fail He Karna Hai To Exam Kyon Lete Ho?
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message